95% of the tweets out there are pointless. John Doe had cereal for breakfast. Jane Doe hates that it’s raining outside..sad face. Uyen Nguyen really enjoys spending time with
her cat. Despite their trivial nature, such tweets rarely disturb me.
But, every now and then, a gem falls on my timeline and makes me cringe.
What this tweet makes me think:
“Dude, does this person have friends? I’m sure they must possess SOME real-life friends. But then, why crave affirmation so desperately? Oh my, there’s even a hashtag in there. That must be a call for help. Orphan, perhaps? Daddy issues? This poor, abandoned soul truly needs a divine tweetervention. Wait… does this person realize that the people most likely to see this tweet are already followers? Ahhhh, riddle solved. This person is an idiot.”
What this tweet doesn’t make me think:
“YES!! I will emphatically press that follow button right away!”
“Uyen Nguyen really enjoys spending time with her cat.”
- it gets significantly more graphic than that
LOL. You must be huge a fan of my cat tweets. Wink wink.
better those than the ones about food